9.14.2008

Totally Legit, Part Duh

Not to be outdone by Nacho World, Mrs. Judith Williams sent this message: No 6618 Flower mound Dr, Sugar land TX 78479, United State of America . Hello, My name is Mrs. Judith Williams, I am 79yrs old, I stay at No 6618 Flower mound Dr, Sugar land TX 78479 , USA . I am a good merchant, I have several industrial companies and good share in various banks in the world. I spent all my life on investment and corporate business. I lost my husband and two beautiful kids in fatal accident that occur in November 5th 2003 . I am a very greedy woman with all cost, I don't have much love and care about people, since when I have an experience of my, its difficult to sleep and have rest. Later in the year 2004 February I was sent a letter of medical check up, and my personal Doctor testify that I have a lung cancer which can easily take off my life soon. I found it uneasy to survive myself, because a lot of investment cannot be run and manage by me again. I quickly call upon a pastor / prophet to give me positive thinking on this situation, as my adviser. He ministered to me to share my properties and wealth to the motherless babies/orphanage homes/people that needs money for survivor both students that need money/ business men for their investment and for future rising. So I am writing this letter to people who really need help from me both students in college, to contact me urgently So that I can make available preparation on that, especially women of the day, who are divorced by their husband, why they cannot survive the mist of feeding their self. Please contact me and stop weeping. Probably let me now what you really need the money for, and if you can still help me to distribute money to the nearest orphanages homes near your town. Now am so much with God, I am now a born again. May you be blessed, as you reach me, I will give more information to you as I await your response immediately. Best Regards, Mrs. Judith Williams.

12 comments:

stephanie (bad mom) said...

I'm so moved, I really can't stop weeping to contact her.

Please count me in, too! I will speak with my pastor/prophet tomorrow; we are so much with God and born agains as well.

Best Regards.

Sherry Goodloe said...

This is just so timely. I was just sitting here at the computer weeping about being divorced with a teenager to raise on my own.

Oh Mary Ann, I'm so glad you provided the address so I can write to Judith tonight before I go to bed. I'm sure to sleep much sounder now.

I'll be sure to say a special prayer for Judith at church in the morning.

PS I sure hope there isn't thunder and lightning in Sugarland, TX where Judith lives!

jerseytjej said...

Oh, to be touched by THE WORD so early on my Sunday morning... No one loveth a giver more than me and you are most kind to publish her address for us. I think I will marry her up with the Bank of Nigeria that insists that I have a little over $4million us dollars left to me by relatives that were killed in a freak accident. I know the money will be well spent. (praying that there is no lightning in the area of Sweden I am in!)

jerseytjej said...

PS, I don't have a local prophet! Can someone send me a recommendation!?

The Mommy said...

The only thing missing in her (wonderfully written) letter is a line stating that you must send copies to 7 of your friends within the week or you'll have bad luck.

Sherry said...

"I am a very greedy woman with all cost, I don't have much love and care about people", but please send me your money. Yeah right sweetie! Sure thing! I'll have the check in the mail tomorrow!!!

Mrs. G. said...

Mary Ann, I have an amazing penile enhancement formula that I want to introduce you to.

Jennifer said...

I was a little confused until I read your link on Nacho World. Thank goodness.

Yarni Gras! said...

Let me pick myself off the floor........
I get at least 3 of these a week.......too funny.......

Queenly Things said...

I'm thinking those new emails I keep getting from ebay that ask in the subject line the sensitive and provocative question - "dumb and poor?" might be best forwarded to Mrs. Judith Williams.

Deirdre said...

Wow our own homegrown version of the Nigerian prince? To whom do I send my bank account number?

dawn said...

wow. I didn't know what to do with all the lotteries I've been winning lately, so this is perfect. Thanks.