2.11.2008

Anatomy 101 Pop-Quiz

True or false: The human heart is really bright red and shaped just like this.


True or false: Translucent body images highlighting bone structure must always have realistic butt cheeks.

Would anyone else like to add a question to the quiz?

16 comments:

Maddie, of course! said...

Ok, next time, please for the love of God, remind me to put down the popcornball before reading.. by the time I hit the butt checks I had almost inhaled the whole thing from laughter! What an ugly way to die!

Maddie

Jennifer said...

Anatomy drawings must be suspiciously devoid of all sexual genitalia (except for aforementioned realistic butt cheeks).

Lola...again said...

Dang! Nothing clever..or remotely funny to say!!!!

Why does it have butt cheeks??? So you don't get the front confused with the back??? Strange!

Mrs. G. said...

Man or woman, that is one tight butt.

So I say: true and true

katydidnot said...

the real question is what message does each person's heart say? like the candy ones. kiss me. u r nice...etc.

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Randi said...

Are the eye (sockets) really the windows to the soul?

see you there! said...

Oh my, a reminder of my anatomy classes year ago. Put some clothes on that thing!

Darla

speckledhen said...

Ha. You said butt cheeks. Heh heh.

"Nice clenching. You look hot, for a dead person. Gimme five, down-low".

I AM VERY MARY said...

Randi: Just when I think I couldn't possibly love you anymore, I do. Eye sockets indeed.

Roxanne said...

Those are some very pinchable butt cheeks!!

Auntie L said...

Mary,
I feel that your comment about this body image was uncalled for even if it was meant in jest. I happen to know this image and although it would also love to have skin, It certainly would not make assumptions about you or any of the other blogger regarding their butt cheeks. This shows a huge lack of class on your part. I hope this isn't what you teach your children or ours for that matter.

Deirdre said...

True or false: Skeletons are surrounded by a filmy white sac that isn't skin because it does not extend to the cranium or fingertips, while it does fully enclose the toes.

Which begs the question -- what the hell is that white sac?

eviedee said...

Isn't that the same model that posed for the Tempur-Pedic signs? I'd recognize that ass anywhere!

A glance at my world said...

Heh...I totally just giggled when I read "realistic butt cheeks" :)

BipolarLawyerCook said...

Honestly, if some student doctor can't tell front from back without the realistic butt cheeks, well, I want to know what the hell he thinks those scapulae are doing there.

I mean, I'm just sayin.'

I think you need to change your name to a very clever mary design. Or would that trumpeting of your cleverness be tacky?